Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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