what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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