After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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