ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
