It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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