at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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