I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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