We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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