Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
