Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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