A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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