She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
