hell yes lets make some ravioli
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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