yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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