But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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