none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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