talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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