I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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