Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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