she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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