So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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