super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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