Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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