i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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