But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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