i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We're too hungover to prance.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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