Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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