I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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