Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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