And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I need moral support for this bender
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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