fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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