I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
My ass is underappreciated
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
