Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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