I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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