So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm having to shit out rocks
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