big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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