ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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