Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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