i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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