just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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