you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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