My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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