You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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