gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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