Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Randomize
