Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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