After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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