remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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