there's paper in my vomit.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Are we still banned from the library?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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