I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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