Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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