its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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