Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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