Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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