...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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